An American Cyclops

I was explaining to my husband that there is a facebook page called (something along the lines of) I wonder if children in China hold their eyes open and say, "I'm American".

Cue Mady

(Holding eyes as wide open as possible and saying in a loud gruff voice) "I'm an American, I'm an American! Hey Mama, (One hand over her right eye and the other holding her left eye open) I'm a one-eyed American!"