Schmegegi

Matt made up a word. Schmegegi...(schmuh-geg-ee). I don't know if it means head or bottom. But I do know how to use it in a sentence because we do it all the time.
Example: "Don't bust your Schmegegi."

We say this to the kids all the time. "Yes, you can go play in the snow, just don't bust your schmegegi." "Don't run on the tile in your socks or you'll bust your schmegegi." "Be careful getting out of the truck, it's raining and you don't want to bust your schmegegi." I'm not sure why a schmegegi must always be busted, but that's the way it is.

Zac was getting out of the truck inside the garage. It was raining outside and the garage floor had gotten wet from the truck tires. I know from experience (busting my own schmegegi...in this case meaning bottom...and it was not pleasant) that the garage floor is extremely slick when wet.

Mommy: "Zac, be careful getting out please the floor is wet."
Zac: "I will be careful. I won't bust my spaghettis."