Worse than I Thought

I have big eyebrows. They are not delicate.
I am not artistic. I cannot make my eyebrows look delicate without help.
I last had my eyebrows waxed in November when the nail tech giving me a manicure told me, "You need new eyebrows." I guess she was saying what other people were thinking but didn't have the guts to say.
I need to have them waxed again and I plan to go first thing in the morning.
I was telling Matt about my plans.

Mady: "Yeah, above your eyes it looks like two bushy squirrels on your head."