What?

Mady: "I'm so sleepy I could eat a whole...fabrican!"

Me: "What's a fabrican?"

Mady: "I don't know, but that would be weird."

Ouch!

Firstly, It has been months since I'm posted anything. I could say I've been busy, but really, I've just been unmotivated.

Here's a good story about Mady. She is very honest and hearing her say these things is infinitely more funny than just reading about them.

Several months ago, there was a fire in an empty apartment complex. It was still being built, had no residents...it was one of those news stories that instead of reporting on for a normal amount of time, they reported on it for HOURS...interrupting important TV shows.
After they had reported on this fire for a very very long time, they decided to report about two children who had been standing outside watching the fire with their parent(s). Apparently the kids had walked all willy-nilly into the street and had gotten hit by a Suburban. (No worries, they are okay) Mady was sitting on the couch coloring and heard the news anchor telling about the children. As soon as she heard, "were hit by an oncoming Suburban" she says, "Oh, I bet that hurt."

My husband and I couldn't stop laughing! I talked to her about it after a few minutes and she said to me, "Well, I bet it did hurt...but that's okay, some people just have to get hit sometimes right Mommy." I guess so.